Are you a muslim ?

Are you a muslim ?

by Rwr Unitedstatesofamerica on Saturday, 30 July 2011 at 01:55

1. If You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim

2. If You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim

3. If You have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim

4. If You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim

5. If You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim

6. If You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

You may be a Muslim

7. If You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim

8. If You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim

9. If You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim

10. If You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.

You may be a Muslim